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Holy crap! I have to be on my best behavior. I just found out God is following me.

2 women were in a room after having their babies:
One says "This is my 3rd child. I can't wait to see what my husband buys me. When the 1st one was born he got me a diamond necklace." The 2nd one says "That's nice." The 1st one says "For the second he got me matching earrings." The 2nd one says "That's nice." The 1st one asks "Do you have any other children? The 2nd says "Yes this I have a boy at home." The 1st one asks coyly "Did your husband get you a gift?" The 2nd one replies "Yes, he got me a course on etiquette. So now I say that's nice instead of fuck you."

I was at the $ Store today. The woman in front me talked loudly on her phone. She also never acknowledge the Cashier.

When my turn came I told the Cashier about the rudeness. She said "That's okay, I'm use to it."

My reply was "You shouldn't be. You are worth more." Then I looked down the line and nodded. I hope anybody standing behind me learned a lesson. Everone was looking at me like I sprouted horns.

Is a chickpea when all the girls go to the bathroom in groups?

I WILL, I WILL.
I just didn't here you the first 100 times!