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Posts Liked by slaesher

You look like I need another drink.

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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i licked it, so it's mine.

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never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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If you fart in bed, remove the blanket first...
just sayin'...

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Monday? I told you to fuck off last week

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you can stay but your clothes must go*

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