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I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD

(unfortunately
it's Buddha)

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

203

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

170

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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GO
HUG
YOURSELF

155

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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