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Posts Liked by pajo

a fairy godmother asked me if I preferred a longer memory or a longer penis; I don't remember my answer!

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Pardon my penis, it's just standing up so you have a place to sit down.

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Greater than my modesty is only my penis.

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May I buy you a cocktail?

Alcohol is bad
for my legs.

Do they swell?

No. They
spread.

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"I don't think I could stab anyone. Let's be honest, I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun".

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Let's play
"Your clothes don't like you."

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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I wanted to start a revolution but general laziness tied me with his evil powers to my chair and forced me to eat ice cream.

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