This is a scheduled post planned to be published at 5.4.2013 at 17:48
May I buy you a cocktail?
  
                        Alcohol is bad     
                        for my legs. 


Do they swell?
  
                                  No. They          
                                  spread. May I buy you a cocktail? Alcohol is bad for my legs. Do they swell? No. They spread.
5.4.2013 at 17:48