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Ich trink mir das jetzt egal.

Viele Leute sagen "Nein" zu Drogen.

Ich finde, wenn man mit Drogen spricht, ist es sowieso schon zu spät!

The creative adult is the child who survived.

It may come as a surprise but it's possible to read something you don't agree with on the internet and simply move on with your life.

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

Let's wipe out half the marine life in 40 years.

-Humans

We're all unfinished puzzles

arguing over the missing pieces

In a world full of Kardashians, be Diana.

That's the trouble with loving a wild thing:

You're always left watching the door.

If we all pretend tomorrow is Sunday we might just get away with it.

MY LOVE IS LIKE A CANDLE BECAUSE IF YOU FORGET ABOUT ME I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

saturday night:

it's time to
be a hero and rescue some wine trapped
in a bottle

don't call it a dream. call it a plan.

I wish the voices in my head would at least take turns.

all I know is that I know nothing... and that I love beer.

If you think you can make anything idiot proof, then you're the idiot.

I like my languages like I like my coffee.

Without synaptic sugar.

The worst case scenario,
is the planet no longer being blue.

If her bra matches her panties when you take her clothes off, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!

Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, happen.

Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him and I'll ask him again when he wakes up. ..

Sorry if I looked
interested. I'm not.

If chaos is a work of art, then my heart is a masterpiece.

To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

Worry is just meditating on bullshit

And What I am to you is not real.
What I am to you, you do not need.
What I am to you is not what you mean to me.

Do not think outside the box.
Think like there is no box.

People change,
but they don't
change back.

Mondays aren't so bad. it's your job that sucks.

Dear Colleagues suffering from "whiney bitch disease". I'm prescribing a heavy dose of my foot up your ass.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Let's play truth or dare, or maybe just dare, because nobody knows how to tell the truth anymore.

Quit playing. Let's just
show and tell...

I want to have cats with you.

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

Auf der Achterbahn des Lebens

geht's langsam rauf und schnell wieder runter

NZZ 160614

Aufgeladene Worte

Yin und Yang

NZZ 140614

you should have been a blowjob

Things I hate:

1. Writing
2. Irony
3. Lists

when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

WRITE SOMETHING
DRAW SOMETHING
SING SOMETHING
COOK SOMETHING
BUILD SOMETHING
SEW SOMETHING
MAKE SOMETHING

BUY NOTHING

Some people say I'm condescending.

That means I talk down to people.

your existence proves natural selection is a failed theory

our relationship is a lot like a dog to a fire hydrant

the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Oh my God!
They killed Kenny!

You bastards!

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Seriously, when did having the attention span of a crack-addled monkey get redefined as a good thing?

mindfulness is the key

You got to BURN
to shine.

i am constantly scared you might fall off your ego and die.

when i was a kid, i wanted to be older...
this shit is not what i expected.

when i was a kid, i wanted to be older...
this shit is not what i expected.

i would love to insult you, but you wouldn't understand

Always rise above the drama.

i don't know what makes you tick, but i hope it's a time bomb

God dag my Swedish followers!

God dag my Swedish followers!

Come to the
dark side

we have
cookies

DON'T WORRY
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME

you do serve at least one useful purpose in life: as a horrible example

you do serve at least one useful purpose in life: as a horrible example

Don't duck Face me!

hey, i'm sorry, i'm not being rude; it's just that you don't matter

Our inner child comes out when we get togheter with people we trust.

She's a bitch and you're an asshole. You're perfect for each other.

night time is the right time

ride bold.
or dont ride at all...

For those about to BOLD we salute you!

choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

- Confucius, a
long time ago

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them...

DON'T YOU TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.

How many people here have telekinetic
powers? Raise my hand.

- Emo Philips

i don't consider you a vulture, i consider you something a vulture would eat

Recovering from being Normal!

does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?

a lack of oxygen can damage your brain.
the good news is that you don't qualify.

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don't play hard to get, play hard to forget.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
making sure the alphabet still works.

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

EVERYBODY'S SO FUCKIN' TALENTED THESE DAYS..

just drown me in coffee

gratitude turns what we have into enough

LOUNDRY SCHEDULE:

Sort - Today
Wash - Later
Fold - Eventually
Iron - Ha Ha

rain
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Be awear of Socks

i hate writing.
i love having written.

- Dorothy Parker

you're the reason God created the middle finger

i have a deep, beautiful and elegant solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

some people want straight rainbows.

roses are red, violets are blue. i have 5 fingers, the middle one's for you

I don't know if I did right or wrong but I always did my best.

Save a horse; ride a cowboy.

it's too bad stupidity isn't painful

Never too old to bold!

And we're all Bolders in the wind.

My Name is A.M.

00C With license to (Chain) saw

I don't have a dirty mind. I just have a sexy imagination!

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

Please use me.

Because fuck you, that's why.

Without money, we'd all be rich.

A woman can't craving for a gentleman. When she doesn't know how to act like a lady.

Act like lady isn't about to have a vagina and boobs.

whoever snuck the "s" in "fast food" was a clever person!

*
gone
SNOWBOLDING

morning

a satanic concept

ON MUTE

I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

Always go to bed with a good book. Or with someone who just read one.

Reposting is the sincerest form of flattery.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

That's common sense leaving your body •

My Soul is so black, my lung is getting jealous.

Black
is modest and arrogant at the same time.

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happy easter

happy
inter-
national womans day,
bitches!

That
annoying
moment when you're trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking •

$COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES _.-'~~~~~~`-._ / | | \ / | | \ | | | | | ________| |________ | | / ----- \ / ----- \ | / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- ( ) ----- / \ / \ / | | \ / \ / \ / | | | | \ / \ / \ / | | | | | | \ / \ /_ \o=====o/ _\ ` - - . . . __ | `-._ _ .-' | __ . . . - - ' | ` ' |$

My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

My Boss told me: Dress for the job you WANT not for the job you HAVE! Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

We'll always be friends, you know too much.

a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

$Angry Bolds , O> , ' , , ,' , , (ö ) \/ (ö ) [__] _|__________[__][__]$

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.