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iSCB

3

sex without love is better than no sex at all...

40

God's Tweet Nr. 156

Everytime you masturbate, a kitten dies

4

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

7

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

16

studies say 90% of women don't like men in pink t-shirts.
Ironically,
90% of Men in pink t-shirts don't like women.

21

-tell me a story.

-fuck you.

-oh, that's one of my favourites!

7

Children in the dark make accidents.

Accidents in the dark make children.

45

You want my sexyness? You can't handle my sexyness.

?.?

14

Dance when you are alone

19

sexy sunsets

6

Mit voller Blase noch schnell in die Migros Brot holen und nicht wissen, ob man einen Rentner mit Kleingeld an der Kasse erwischt.

Leben am Limit.

33

britt nicole

1

Call me, Maybe?

No bitch. No.

2

always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

1

your teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when you smile

1

shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

5

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them...

4

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

232

What happens in Vegas...
ends up on Facebook.

190

hell yeah
its friday.

219

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

520

IT IS NOT
MONDAY' S
FAULT!

394

Numerous additions to the list of suggested writers.

ENJOY THEM ALL

201

I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

504

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

722

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