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You cannot suffer the past or the future because they do not exist. What you are suffering is your memory and your imagination.

16

make a bad situation a good occasion

16

If Monday had a face,
everybody would punch it.

15

Rainbows are roads between dreams

24

THE
BIGGEST
ROOM
IN
THE
WORLD,
IS ROOM
FOR
IMPROVEMENT.

29

THE INTERNET IS LIKE ANCIENT EGYPT...

PEOPLE WRITE ON WALLS AND WORSHIP CATS >•.•<

22

Pain is a wonderful teacher.

Just not during the lesson.

6

BEING AN ADULT IS LIKE FOLDING A FITTED SHEET!

15

Live Your Life Like No One Is Watching

24

Pain is a wonderful teacher.

Just not during the lesson.

50

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX POSITION'S CREATE UGLY KID'S,
ASK YOUR MOM APPARENTLY SHE KNOW'S EVERYTHING!

24

IT'S SAD THAT WE HAVE TO RELY ON HACKER'S TO GIVE US THE TRUTH.

WHILE OUR NEWS MEDIA ARE WORKING HARD TO HIDE IT FROM US.

17

THERE IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF FREEDOM THAT COME'S TO YOU WHEN YOU TAKE NOTHING PERSONALLY.

22

GOOD
LUCK
HILLARY
DON'T
BLOW IT!

- MONICA-

27

IF YOU'RE
HAPPY
AND YOU
KNOW IT...
IT'S YOUR
MED'S

27

My neighbour is
calling her dog a shitbag,
in the most loving,
singsong, maternal way.

Yup. That's parenthood.

33

If the last half an hour
has taught me anything,
it's that I'm too old to
lay on my stomach with
my legs in the air.

27

Everyone comes with baggage.

Just find someone who cares enough to help you unpack.

10

I love you so much that there is almost no chance I'd use you as a bait during Zombie Apocalypse.

60

"DO NOT TOUCH"

MUST BE ONE OF THE MOST SCARIEST THINGS TO READ IN BRAILLE..

90

the first step to being great is being grateful

39

What to do? My dog reads my mind and my parrot talks behind my back...

50

The word diarrhea.
Looks like it was written in a hurry.

42

Hearts are wild creatures,
that's why
ribs are
cages.

26

self-control is the best super-power you can have

50

Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

44

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

279

The place where failure happens is also the place where courage lives.

(R. Sharma)

13

The scariest
moment is always
just before you start.

- Stephen King

45

If you consider the price per kilo,
the powder in a Nespresso capsule should be white.

37

Home is a feeling. Not a place.

89

you can't say happiness without saying penis.

18

there is no age limit on cool ...

26

my dream job would be driving the karma bus *

22

When I hear
your giggle
I feel my heart wiggle

39

Madness takes a toll, Please have exact change ready...

8

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

36

some people remind us of blisters; they show up after the work is done.

24

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

I need a glass of wine.
Or a bottle.
Or a winery in Italy.

185

Part of being respectful, is accepting things that you may not understand.

21

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

122

no one gives advice with more enthusiasm than an ignorant person. •

13

a smile is the lighting system of the face and the heating system of the heart. •

29

Whatever happens..

Don't use the bathroom in your dreams..

It's a setup!

1

Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

2

Never
ASS-U-ME
because it makes an
ASS out of U
and ME

1

Whatever happens..

Don't use the bathroom in your dreams..

It's a setup!

116

Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

95

we just use the future to escape the present

34

Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

143

we just use the future to escape the present

111

a friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

168

My doctor told me to watch my drinking so I found a few places with mirrors behind the bar.

1

we know too much, and are convinced of too little

81

I only grow apart from people who don't grow.

2

Go away responsibilities, nobody likes you.

112

Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

133

I only grow apart from people who don't grow.

16

My doctor told me to watch my drinking so I found a few places with mirrors behind the bar.

110

The best REVENGE is to have enough self-worth not to seek it!

4

Your vibe attracts your tribe

1

If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

247

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

Reunions make me so emotional

once the bar bill arrives....

13

If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it's lethal.

53

KARMA HAS NO MENU.

YOU GOT SERVED WHAT YOU DESERVED.

39

why fit in when you where born to stand out

31

Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

620

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

367

There is a HUGE amount of FREEDOM that comes to you when YOU take nothing PERSONNALLY

1

DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

213

the question is not what you look at, but what you see

147

your mind needs as much exercise as your body. thats why I think about jogging every day

152

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

197

It's nice to be important

but it's more important to be nice

47

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

you have to be odd to be number one.

40

When ego is lost, limit is lost. You become infinite, kind, beautiful.

270

Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice

55

when people tell me "i'm going to regret that in the morning"

i sleep till noon because i'm a problem solver.

42

$If there are no ups and downs in your life, it means you are dead. ------/\/\/\------$

11

happimess

177

If you look like your passport photo, the likelihood is that you need the holiday

146

Did
you
ever
Get up in Morning and Look in The
MIRROR
and Think?
" THAT
CAN'T Be RIGHT!"

21

i opened two gift's this morning ...

my eyes•

31

You look tired. I mean you look bad, but it's not your fault I guess.

29

I need a hug......e
bottle of wine.

62

Sarcasm is the art of making a lie into a truth....

While still lying.

46

I'm simultaneously the nicest and the meanest person you'll ever met.

30

Practice like you have never won.

Perform like you have never lost.

42

i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

171

You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

135

Phobia

Is this kind of a new hipster ghetto slang word for ordering
four beer?

Like - Phobia please!

47

I'm watching animal planet and I think I just saw my ex.

38

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

148

be like a star..

beautiful to look at..

but impossible to catch.

53

Living faster than the speed of regret.

40

Life has given us
"Real eyes" to "Realize" the "Real lies"...

53

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

205

"You only live once?"
FALSE
You Live Everyday

You only DIE ONCE.

135

Twinkle, twinkle little star lead me to the nearest bar!

213

Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

82

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

179

may the bridges I burn light the way

3

All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.

67

plans have to be realistic;
dreams don't

35

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter"
- Mark Twain

1

Don't
set yourself on fire
just to
keep others warm

89

I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

225

There is no angry way to say "bubbles".

30

BE lieve in
YOU rself

53

i go to bed late every night and i realize it was a bad idea every morning.

6

Noticing how beautiful the city lights are at night while getting chased by the cops.

187

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

2

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

1

The Dark Side does NOT have cookies!
But it does have waffles every Tuesday

152

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

140

Don't trust people who avoid the sun.
They're shady.

45

i go to bed late every night and i realize it was a bad idea every morning.

18

if you're going to be two-faced,
at least make one of them pretty

17

How many minutes after someone's fired is it save to take their stapler?

23

i got so drunk last night i walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.

87

can't dance? spell your name in the air with your bum.

boom. next problem?

78

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

310

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

416

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

356

Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

248

Sometimes you have to find the good in goodbye.

369

It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

279

we live long enough to realize we don't live long

201

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

491

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