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in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

I can be long,
I can be short,
I can be big,
I can be little,
you can suck me,
and you can fuck me.

•Banana

4

a ghost could be humping you right now and you'd never know

8

Moanday
Toungeday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday

6

If you think about it... ketchup is a tomato smoothie.

63

royals are like fowers on a cake

only for show

1

I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

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