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This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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The creative adult is the child who survived.

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Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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