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I Finished Your Laundry, The Ashes Are In The Fire Place.

The pain will leave once it has finished teaching you

It's not a fight and it's not a struggle. It's a mantra, a decision that you repeat over and over. To be better than you were, kinder than you feel, and to love, even when you feel nothing loves you back.

The gym.

As if an architect was asked to design
the otiosity of life.

The result: a room
full of machines
going nowhere.

silent and listen are spelled with the same letters...

SAVE
YOUR
seASS

STOP LITTERING!

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Don't follow a path...
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| make |
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Your dreams aren't big enough,
if they don't scare you.

think like a proton, stay positiv.

art washes away from the soul
the dust of daily life.

lo>e
the way
you bold.

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

Wenn mich das Leben fickt, denke ich oft dabei an jemand anderen!

spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

When butterflies
fall in love,
do they feel humans in their
stomach?

2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle
Only smart people will get this. Repost if you get it.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

what makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven...

If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

beautiful things don't ask for attention

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

IMAGINE

If trees gave off WiFi
signals, we would be
planting so many trees
and we'd probably
save the planet too!

Too bad they only
produce the oxygen
we breathe.

Sad story: my favorite Italian chef died. In other words, he pasta way.

To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while you are waiting.

Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

I'm two fries short of a happy meal

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

Definition of HELL

Your last day on
earth, the person
you became meets
the person you could have become.

Sometimes I think I like being sad.
There's something about that aching emptiness that intrigues me...

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Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world, there's an idiot pulling a door that says 'Push' •

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

if you fail it means you are trying something. If you don't it means may be you should

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying

"I hid the body...now what?"

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If you are going through hell - just keep on walking.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

YOU ARE UNIQUE,

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

stop selling leggings to hippos!

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