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listen to a great beat is like listen to a beautiful girl who sais i love you

shining sun
+ good book
+ good music
+ coffee
+ nobody who
nerves
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= perfect
afternoon

Snow is back o.O
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I'm not going to be a star.
I'm going to be a legend!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Guys:
No Shirt, No Service

Girls:
No Shirt, No Charge

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The girls that say all guys only want is sex are the ones who only has that to offer

Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Today a hot girl winked at me

With both eyes,
at the same time

Sucking at something is the first step to being good at something

Excuse me, there seems to be a face on your makeup

$A real woman avoids drama. She knows her time is precious and she's not wasting it on unimportant things. \|^ .^|/$

Love is a personal choice. No matter what you choose. Always can get a divorce

Sad story: my favorite Italian chef died. In other words, he pasta way.

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Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Kim Jong-Un
also got a soft side, it's called "his body"

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?

In that case,
I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

539: Every song holds a different part of my life

Whenever life knocks you down, just calmly get back, smile, and then say:

"You hit like a little boy."

Kim Jong-Un likes to relax by playing his favourite game.

Kim Jong Uno

How
long will
it take to convince
you that I'm the one
you should be kissing?

Time flies, but the memories collected
along the way can never be replaced •

Sometimes it can be fun to randomly shout:

"Hey, Asshole!"

in a crowd, just to see who turns around.

I have a fear of speedbumps

but I'm slowly getting over it

Dear iPod,
when I put you on shuffle, I meant play all my favourite songs.
Sincerely,
skip, skip, skip,...

When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

- Frank Sinatra

I don't
need to flirt..
I will seduce you with my awkwardness •

Why do hipsters hate rivers?

Cause they're too mainstream.

I don't hate you. It's just my attitude has problems with your personality.

I would call you a sack of shit, but even a sack of shit can be used as fertilizer and serve a purpose••••

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor

Life
is about
finding a
way to have a smile on your face while going through the worst in life •

When the cockroaches are wearing party hats, it's time to clean the kitchen.

Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

hi spider.
nice spider. come let me pet you...
with my shoe! haha spider. death spider.

BE BOLD

there are enough people on facebook, twitter and instagram.

Using the word "etc." to make others think you know more than you actually do.

Trust.
Takes years
to build, seconds to break and forever to repair.

No more food in house.

Let the hunger games
begin.

person:
You're blocking the view.

me:
I am the view!

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

whoever's willing to fuck you is too lazy to jerk off

blip blip blip blip blip blip bleeeep
code blue

While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.

I choose Charizard. You're move motherfucker.

To error is human,
to love is devine,
to piss me of is a mistake.

It doesn't matter what clothes you wear..
it's how you take it off •

Awesome new song played by the pixies.

Where are my breasts?

#Brüste

GreenTeaToner

• green tea (loose or bag)
• filtered water
• essential oils of tea tree, lavender, and lemon.

brew green tea. pour into spray bottle and add 10 drops of each essential oil. shake well and mist or dab for a glow. [Bold Recipe]

Spending
time with friends
is not a waste of time..
It's a once in a lifetime moment that we will surely remember when old age comes our way •

Santa claus (St Nicholaus) originally comes from Turkey.

Where do you take an injured horse?

To the horspital

Children in the dark make accidents.

Accidents in the dark make children.

It's a new dawn.
It's a new day.
It's a new life, for me.
And I'm feeling bold.

Bitch please, your vigina has been used more than google.

You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.

Smoking 1 cigarette takes 11 mins of your life span.

You can extend the length of a trial by punshing back the date on your computer.

It takes 4 secs for silence to become awkward...

The average prison meal is more nutricious than the average school lunch.

Coke would be green if coloring weren't added to it.

There are 84 people in the U.S. named LOL!

The face in 'Mona Lisa' has
no eyebrows.

You can buy 'gold poop pills' for $425 each. They turn your poop sparkly and golden.

Ice cream in ads are often mashed potatoes because it won't melt during production...

Men are 3 times as bad at multitasking than women

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

Showers are great.
They make you feel nice and clean and you sound like a professional singer.

i hear the only place you're invited to is outside

I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

The social in social media is really silent.

Intelligence
is like an underwear..
It is important
that you have it,
but not necessary that you show it off •

The Humans are the worst program ever. Never saw a program with so much Bugs.

@ Weekend Blood Drive:

The line is bloody long

Über alles hat der Mensch Gewalt, nur nicht über sein Herz.

oh crap - it's laundry weekend...fuck it, I'll just go out naked!

Wanna follow me...pleeez!

say what you think instead of think what you want to say

does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?

IT'S FRIDAY
BITCHES!

May your weekend be a haze and the pictures never be made public •

Nothing is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend...

your teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when you smile

i will follow Him,
follow Him
wherever He may go,
and near Him
i always will be,
for nothing can keep me away,
He is my destiny

Him: Stop stalking me!

Happiness
is in the heart,
not in the circumstances •

weekday is over. weekend, here I come! *_*
xoxo

relationships
are like ankles.
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fat people dont have them.

$guido _ - - . / | \ \ / | \ ` \ / / \ \ | / ` \ \ | / ' _\ \/ / ' < / ( • ) \ ( | ` . / | ____ / (G) ===$

i don't know what your problem is, but i bet it's hard to pronounce

If you don't trust me. Trust Lirpea! She is the smart one of the Boldfamily.

if i've said anything that offended you, i meant it

Walking around the kitchen like Pac Man when you're hungry.

this life is but a series of sisyphean dress rehearsals

*Does 5 push ups*

Me: "Olympics 2016 here I come!"

why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal

I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the monsters.

(o.O)

when you were born, something terrible happened - you lived

i would ask you how old you are, but i know you can't count that high

user warning:

hearting your own Bolds will make you go blind

$stress reliever — — / Bang\ ( Head ) \ Here / — —$

if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

You can't always have happiness, but you can always give happiness •

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Oh, you do?

It must be 15
minutes fast

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Bei manchen Menschen muss man beten. Das sie nie Sex haben werden.

I have to watch my figure! So i will just liking on sweets. Till they're gone...

your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick

I didn't believe in love anymore until I met you.

I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

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$HARLEM SHAKE \,,/(-_-)\,,/ (o_O) (ò_ó) (@_@) (ó_O) (^)(>.<)(^) (>_<) (+_°) (*_*) d(^_^)b (-.-) (^.^)$

i cant wait to party tomorrow for st.pattys day!! gonna have so much fun!!!

Whop Whop
778 Posts 10'001 Boldness Points. Thanx for licking me. I will stay bold. I Promise

you have a face a mother could only love - and she hates it

I hate those moments right before you go to sleep,
when you are forced to think about all the things you tried so hard to forget •

"I'm going to bed" actually means, I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone for a time.

wave your hands in the air, and stick your tongue out if you are part or whole Irish!!!

(hey Scots, look at all the stupid Irish acting like fools.)

Whatever you do always give 100%..
unless you're donating blood •

I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

Putting on jeans:
right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE!

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning

(phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone*

"Damn, I thought you were someone else!"

Kann man mit Tampons schreiben?

- In der Regel schon!

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up.

After I finish laughing.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a Snickers bar?

The Snickers bar has nuts.

I wish my pillow could collect my dreams and when I wake up I could plug it into my computer and watch them over again •

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

$Angry Bolds , O> , ' , , ,' , , (ö ) \/ (ö ) [__] _|__________[__][__]$

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables.

When i want to get drunk. I do a back up from my liver.

i have learned to live without friends

and be ok with that.

Don't kill your alter ego. Because Zombies always returns.

ask me about my ADHD or pie or my cat. a dog. i have a bike. do you like tv? i saw a rock. hi.

Geliebt zu werden kann eine Strafe sein. Nicht wissen, ob man geliebt wird, ist Folter.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

the 1990s:
back when hipster was grunge.

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

love is a small piece that you must hold on and never let go.

be yourself because every one else is already taken

daddy always said, if boys don't like you, they are gay.

it's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone, if your heart still does

"listen to many, speak to a few"
William Shakespeare

i want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

hipsters make me want to punch a unicorn in the junk

am ende des schlafs ist noch etwas müde übrig

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

Die Milch ist nicht sauer.
Sie ist sehr enttäuscht!

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

monday. monday. monday. monday. monday. saturday. sunday.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

my sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think i'm stupid.

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

Everyday
is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

I'm going to hell in every single religion.

i'm trying to get in to the christmas spirit but the damn bottle won't open.

When a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear: You're just fat.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

if you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

don't steal.
the government hates competition.

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

an eye for an eye would make the world blind.

i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.

Bold News:

Boldomatic is nominated for the Swiss App Awards.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

'I never said half the crap people said I did.'

Albert Einstein

I myself am entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

If Tetris has taught me anything its that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear •