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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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When i die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi so people will visit me more often.

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if it scares you, it might be a good thing...

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I am not getting out of bed today.
Not on monday the 13th.

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A guy with a gun enters a bar.

"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled.

A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets mate!"

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It's amazing how stupid we can be when we are in love.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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