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Post something with the word «unicorn».

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WRITE SOMETHING
DRAW SOMETHING
SING SOMETHING
COOK SOMETHING
BUILD SOMETHING
SEW SOMETHING
MAKE SOMETHING

BUY NOTHING

250

The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

318

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

327

love sucks.
true love swallows.

16

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

299

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

381

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

389

new p•pe
•
•
___ •
||

269

I just awesomed all over the place.

428

EVERYONE'S IRISH ON MARCH 17th

399

IT IS NOT
MONDAY' S
FAULT!

394

My favorite lie is:

"Just Kidding"

22

Nothing makes me smile more than the muscles in my face.

31

That
annoying
moment when you're trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking •

46

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world, there's an idiot pulling a door that says 'Push' •

35

why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? like a coma.

40

I really wish I could unfuck you.

41

i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

27

If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

126

stop selling leggings to hippos!

42

Bombing for peace is like Fucking for Virginity.

58

Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

163

don't be
racist.

hate
everyone.

39

I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

182

you look like a before picture

37

I wake up everyday intending to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

62

The guy who discovered milk...
What was he doing with the cow?

114

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

81

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

94

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

77

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

111

Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

261

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

363

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

340

Don't add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.

265

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