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CHEER UP!!

things aren't as bad as they're going to get

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Whatever, Bye

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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR #HASHTAGS

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Wishing you all a happy (half) new year!!!

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friend: what are you?

me: depends. in some countries i'd be considered a whore. in some religions a heathen. and in some cultures, enigmatic. just depends on what version you want.

friend: i give up.

me: probably best. why kill what brain cells you have left worrying about my predictament, when you should be worrying why you felt the need to wear that shirt with those shoes.

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do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly you're in the most perfect sleeping postion ever and you feel like the planets are aligned.

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we all have dicks, but you don't need to be one, right?

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I swear my
fridge just said
"What the fuck
do you want now?"

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