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Oh, I see the problem...

I really AM dead.

It all makes sixth sense, now...

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Man walks into a cocktail bar and sees a woman sitting by herself.

MAN: May I buy you a drink?
WOMAN: No thanks, alcohol is bad for my legs.
MAN: Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?
WOMAN: No, they spread.

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for the love of god can someone just get me out of my body

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mum: a little birdie told me that you were doing drugs!

me: well it seems to me the only person doing drugs here is you, since you apparently talk to birds.

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uncle: so, are you still gay?

me: uh, last time i checked.

uncle: my two boys have girlfriends. i didn't raise no sissy boys.

me: i wouldn't say i was a sissy, you ever tried taking a 9 inch dick?

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just when you think that life can't get any longer

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for every snowflake that falls, there is an idiot who forgets how to drive

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Is it the light or the darkness that most frightens us?

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