Man walks into a cocktail bar and sees a woman sitting by herself.
MAN: May I buy you a drink?
WOMAN: No thanks, alcohol is bad for my legs.
MAN: Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?
WOMAN: No, they spread. 
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