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Posts Liked by ambarj20

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

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life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

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Last week I stopped a comet in collision course with Earth... You're Welcome.

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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I like creating awkward silences

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Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

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Isn't it ironic that those who fear death the least love life the most?

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