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There are two rules for success:

1) Never reveal everything you know.

I will always fight for you but I will never fight over you.

CNN just said the world is 40 trillion dollars in debt

Who the fuck does the world owe? Jupiter?

baby let me put your panties to
the side. imma make you feel alright.

is it the real thing or just a one night stand?

For boldomatic's birthday,

I want more bold fonts

bold gets older and bolder

I hate selfies in real life and the only time I will ever take selfies is in GTAV

Dreams don't work unless you do.

Bacteria..

..the only culture some people have •

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who i am. My attitude depends on who you are.

Shoot for the moon•
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m i s s y o u ' l l *
l a n d *
s o m e w h e r e *
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$On a math test: 2+2=? Me: *Uses calculator just in case*$

I don't care about:
• age
• weight
• sexuality
• height
• gender
• skin color
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you

Relationships
without sex
are like happy
meals without
toys •

k k !
a a m
b b o
k a b o o m !
b o o
a m m
k ! !

The moment you're about to quit is usually the moment just before something awesome happens.

I suffer from important things
memory loss

Discard after use.

If it makes you happy; then, why the Hell, are you so sad?

slower than a snail's pace...

Those times when your on Boldomatic and the little heart shaped like button gets ravaged by you because every post is just that good.

It isn't about who is real to your face, it's about who is real behind your back.

Inside
all of us
is a wild
thing •

Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90...Time is a concept that humans created

Chocolate solves everything...

Except obesity.

Boldcamp

2014

find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

The world's biggest source of joy, is to learn to not mind, what every other person on earth think about you!!

You don't realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

sometimes you have to be your own hero and save your own heart

because sometimes the people you cant imagine living without

can live without you.

Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirtation

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes..
I said, "I don't have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?"

CONQUER.

I wake
up with a good attitude everyday..
then idiots happen •

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.

And the brain said to the beaten up heart "you never learn, do you?"

Fuck you,
very much.

Make fear work for you. Don't let it just sit there making you crazy. Give it a job.

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?
':::::::'

SILENCE!
I KILL YOU!

Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary.

Future and Hope have been removed...

The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

Trying
to
remember
to
forget.

$•|• ( ( ) ) ) ( ) ) ( ) ) . Brüste Contest ( ( ) " ` ` ` ` " : : = ) ) | _ _ : : = ) Boobs Contest ( ( ) ( o ) / ( o ) ? ( / ) ) ( c . ( : ( / ) ( ( \ . __ . ; , / ( / ) ) `. ___ , ' / ( / ) | | ( / ) _ . ' , \ ( / ) __ _ . - " ` u ( / ) " . , " ^ \ / | | . ` . | | / , ' _ ` . ' _ ` . | | | | ( o ) | ( o ) | | | | \ ; / ) ( \ `. , ___ , ' ` . , __ , ' / \ \ | | / \ ` | | / ` . / | / Y | / ( | / | / / ; ` . , ' ($

Can you
FUCK
read between
YOU
the lines.

IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

Sex? No thanks, my life fucks me every day

"I have not failed! I simply discovered 1'000 ways that aren't the solution to my problem."

Thomas Edison

shit happens I mean... just look at your face.

You can kill the dreamer but you can't kill the dream.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

life is simple

people are complicated

I have an idea.

You sit back, you relax and you die unnoticed.

You are
the average of the five people you spend the most time with •

Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

leave my head
or
start paying rent

before you SPEAK, LISTEN. before you ACT, THINK. before you QUIT, TRY. before you SHIT, look for PAPER.

IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

the truth only hurts when it should.