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Been there,
done him •

26

I'll find
strength
in pain •

12

Never let success reach your head and never let failure reach your heart

25

My greatest fear in life is that one day we will pass each other on some street like two strangers •

29

Fighting
your feelings
is the most difficult
battle ever •

24

I could
be the one
to make you feel that way..
I could
be the one
to set you free •

17

People usually complain about their look, but no one complains about their brains •

22

you being stupid is an insult to stupid people

13

i want to make this world good, not better, good.

12

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

20

If women ruled this world, there would be no wars.

Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

248

somebody
needs
a
Happy Meal

18

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

58

when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

147

Zitat meines Instrumentallehrers auf WhatsApp:

"Echt geil dieses WhatsApp.
Sorry für die verbale
Entgleisung"

hahahaha xD

24

the road to home seems far away

20

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

174

Going into a shop, saw a perfect top, looked at the price tag and slowly walked away...

35

Tweet! Tweet!
It's my
birthday..
Yaay!

135

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

"I'm a locksmith and... I'm a locksmith...

25

WHEN THE DRUGS DON'T WORK NO MORE, YOU GET HIGH ON LIFE.

16

just be!

6

Humanity without religion is like a serial killer without a chainsaw

16

i heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won

15

Listening to someone's heartbeat.

200

Kaum aus dem Urlaub zurück und schon gibt's mich 2x ?

-> most popular writers/ contest top 10

3

you have the face of a saint, Saint Bernard that is

15

the best part of you dripped down your mother's leg

11

"I don't know.
Let's Yahoo it!"

Said by no one ever.

29

"smile even if it's hard, cause if you stop smiling you'll stop shining"

14

Just saw an awesome toilette graffiti "The future is in your hands"...

30

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because I'm confused about the weather.

13

high music.
enjoying life.

5

"you've changed."

"I know, i'm a transformer"

12

Liebe Mobiliar

Gerade als ich zu einem letzten Bold ansetzen wollte, kam der Boden schneller als erwartet auf uns zu. Zum Durchstarten reichte es nicht mehr. Und für eine sanfte Landung leider auch nicht.

16

I don't belong here.

20

kim jong uncool

33

Fuck what you hear!
Recognise what you see!

2

Stalking is all fun & games until you accidently press the Like-button.

45

I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes!

38

money often costs too much

22

Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.

6

LISTEN TO SILENCE

417

Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

127

You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

524

We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

26

Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't turn out - take another shot.

33

Children in the dark make accidents.

Accidents in the dark make children.

45

FUCK IT.

1

Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down.

That's like shooting someone and then wondering why he's bleeding.

126

and suddenly all the love songs were about you.

31

Happiness is an inside job

29

Great minds fuck eachother!

11

Our inner child comes out when we get togheter with people we trust.

18

when someone leaves
way to early..

1

Sometimes, you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.

60

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

317

You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

269

404: Life not found

439

Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.

240

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

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