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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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An Australian kiss is like a French kiss

but Down Under

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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i keep my room messy because if someone tries to kill me, they'll trip over something.

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