wordette's Posts

#kimye

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#hamster

Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

Reposted from est24601

I am the boss because of my outstanding knowledge, my wide experience and my comprehensive wisdom

> not next week - I am on vacation
your secretary

#boss

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Type one word in your mother tongue in the comment which starts with the last letter of the word which was posted above you.

Röslichöhl

Reposted from pasquale85

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inspiration is where normality ends and chaos begins

#newnormal, #inspire, #ono

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some beards look like a mattress exploded uncontrolled in the dark and now it gets light and you see the mess

#beard, #hipster, #hair, #style, #design

dene wos guet geit
giengs besser
giengs dene besser
wos weniger guet geit

- Mani Matter

Reposted from natascha

#icecream, #food, #summer

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#icecream, #food, #summer

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#icecream, #food, #summer

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men at
25 play football.
man at
40 play tennis.
man at
60 play golf.

have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

Reposted from beesmoove

Short girls are so mean because they are closer to hell.

Reposted from anonymous

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split balls
go banana

#icecream, #food, #summer, #fun

#icecream, #food, #summer, #fun

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you're fucked when your neighbour renames her WLAN "tellbriandinnersready"

#sex, #love, #relationship

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no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes

fucking daisies!

#relationships

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die welt geht unter, wenn dir im bus ein sitzplatz angeboten wird. von einem dieser bad kids mit hose unterm arsch.

jaja, als ich klein war, hatte "bildchen blasen" noch eine bedeutung.

#swissmesoftly

#love, #past

...und so endete das trimester der laubbläser und das heilige quartal der rasentrimmer begann.

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katz uss em sack

satz uss em kack

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aus der welt der beipackzettel:

nur für erwachsene und kinder ab 6 jahren geeignet.

(seid gewarnt, ihr 6jährigen erwachsenen alle)

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In einem Paralleluniversum fragen sich Menschen nach jedem Waschgang:
"Wo kommt immer diese verdammte Socke her?"

Reposted from Loupi4614

@Loupi4614

eating white truffle is sexy

burping after is not

#food, #sex

hm...

"obstacle race"
or
"testicle race"?

#thinglish

neulich in der englischstunde:
schülerin: can I open the window, please?
lehrer: of course - when you will.

#solerntmanfürsleben

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lausmarkt?!?

OK! dann halt flohmarkt!

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Don't read the next sentence.

You little rebel...I like you!

Reposted from anonymous

@anonyman

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frühling ist, wenn man vor lauter walden den bäum nicht sieht

#spring, #frühling, #boldomatic

pussies would buy ceylor

#loveforever, #ceylor

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even chuck norris forfeits against ceylor

#ceylor, #love, #chucknorris, #loveforever