Wolff's Posts

Don't take life so seriously, it's not like you're gonna get out alive.

#life

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Roadie to apprentice: If it's wet - you drink it.
If it's dry - you smoke it.
If it moves - you fuck it.
And if it doesn't move - put it in the back of the van and we'll deal with it later!

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Whatever you're searching for, it's always in the last place you look!

#search, #fml

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You should be working! And please stop smoking.. Sincerely, future you.

#future, #stopsmoking, #work

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Luke
I am
your
father

#starwars, #greatnews

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NO!
I will not share my
f#%king french fries!

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