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xoxorask

I'm a 22 years old builds painter, from Denmark and i really love my Cayuga mix duckling, his name is Loui ??

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Never hit a person lying down - it's a lot easier to kick

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I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer...

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Q. What is the difference between Justin Bieber and unicorns?

A. One is a magical glittery little creature conjured up by the imaginations of little girls and the other is a unicorn.

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Sometimes i grab my boobs...

- because, well i can ;)

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On a scale from one to ten, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

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Said by the Queen of Denmark.

"You would not die from my food, but
I'm not sure that
you would survive
my driving."

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Do not trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days without dying ...

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im so great in bed...
- i can sleep 12 hours!

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