winfried's Posts

finally friday.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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Make the party worth the hangover

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Life is tough.
Get a helmet.

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Life is tough.
Get a helmet.

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Make the party worth the hangover

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

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Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody is watching you.

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Women are like iPhones..
you have to touch them all over before they respond.

Men are like Blackberries..
rub one ball and everything moves •

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life is simple

people are complicated

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All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

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Heb geen KAK zin meer.

littlethings likes this

There are lots of ways to show someone you love them.

Fucking is my favorite.

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BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

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if you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

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Everyday
is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

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STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

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Lekker Boeien,
heb ik geen zin in

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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GaylrdSprFckr likes this

Silence is better than bullshit.

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Who the Fuck is Berlin?

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I need a day between Saturday and Sunday

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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

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friday is my second favourite F word.

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Life begins after coffee

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Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes.

It's dark, isn't it?

Reposted from kolelo

life is like ketchup ...

... either nothing
comes around
or all at once*

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Heb ik geen zin in!

men at
25 play football.
man at
40 play tennis.
man at
60 play golf.

have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

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TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH.

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houston we got a hangover

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Reposted from nailz

nog 1 dagje...
en dan weekend!!!

Reposted from Henk