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may the fleas of a Thousand
Camel's
Infest the crotch of the person who screw's up your day..
and may their arm's be be Short to scratch..
Hava good monday my good friend 's xx

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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the only valentine's day cards i want is...

VISA,
MASTERCARD,
OR DISCOVER

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Relationships are like bathrooms. I'm in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I'm playing on my phone the whole time.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"?

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I dont have a Facebook
or Twitter Account..
So I Just go around Announcing out loud what i'm Doin at certain Times..

I've Got 3 Followers And I Think 2 of Them Are COPS ...

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live life now, for tomorrow is only the "id". monkey mind, and thats not my circus.

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live life now, for tomorrow is only the "id". monkey mind, and thats not my circus.

live life now, for tomorrow is only the "id". monkey mind, and thats not my circus.

live life now, for tomorrow is only the "id". monkey mind, and thats not my circus.

ok! i endured this golden globs self ego syroke Two native elders blessed the event before the prime minister's speech. A handful of enterprising protesters one leading a donkey, another a sheep paraded on the streets outside where local and national police made a show of providing! for what!

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The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be
your biggest problem even if most of them died.

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The problem with some people is that they're breathing

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Not
my
circus,
not my monkeys!

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SELFIE'S
ARE
A Lot Sadder
When
YOU
Think Of Them
AS ALONE-IES
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

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That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

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That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

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You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

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It all makes sense now.

Gay marriage and marijuana are beeing legalized at the same time.

Leviticus 20:13 says:
If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.

We were just misinterpreting it!

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if you
don't like
gay marriage

don't get
gay married.

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One in every 4 man is gay.
So there must be one in our group of friends...

...I hope it's Dilan, he's really cute...

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One in every 4 man is gay.
So there must be one in our group of friends...

...I hope it's Dilan, he's really cute...

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I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

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I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

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I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you are nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

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I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you are nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

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Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

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I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

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YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

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Keep trying to raise the bar.
Even when they try to use it, to beat the shit out of you.

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be careful when you fight monsters, lest you become one".

Nietzsche