timmaayy94's Posts

thigh gaps
are for flamingos. have a
cupcake
I promise it won't hurt you.

#cupcakes, #flamingos, #tighgap, #boxgap

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"Quotes found on the internet aren't always accurate."

- Abraham Lincoln

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Insightful quote from a famous person over a picture of a beautiful landscape

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if you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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I still don't get it...

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I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Dear boss,

I crashed my camel into a bridge and will be five days late for work.

Sorry.

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i'm super lazy today.

which is like normal lazy, but i'm also wearing a cape.

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I love gay people.
Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

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no one cares about your diet. shut up, eat your salad and be sad.

#diet, #salad, #noonecares, #sad

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I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.

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