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i couldn't help but notice that AWESOME ends with ME and UGLY begins with U.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes.

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TREAT ME LIKE A JOKE AND I WILL LEAVE YOU LIKE IT'S

FUNNY •

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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