ThatCarlGuy's Posts

Many people took to Twitter to complain...

#allitsgoodfor, #entitlement, #twitter, #socialmediasucks, #socialmedia

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Life is short and Love is always over in the morning.

#sistersofmercy, #templeoflove

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I was born to be on Team Wait Here!

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"Hey. Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? "
"I needed a quiet place to fart."

#pickuplinesgonewrong, #escaped, #terribleflirt, #fartsarefunny

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I'm going to call my autobiography,
"Pervy McWheels is Dead: The Carl Howard Story".

#autobiography, #storyofme, #customersaretheworst

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I find as I get older that I'm spending way too much time telling inanimate objects to fuck off.

#grumpy, #nopatience, #argh

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