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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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