Sveske27xx's Posts

I'd feel more violated if you went through my music than if you went through my underwear drawer.

#underwear, #violated, #music

People expect so much from girls nowadays, they want a girl with:
•Long hair.
•Nice legs.
• Big ass.
• Big boobs.
• Perfect face.
• Flat stomach.
•Tan skin.
Like damn, this aint
build-a-bitch workshop!

#hair, #boobs, #ass, #perfect

I swear, you got me losing my mind over here.

#losing, #mind, #seriously, #love, #sex, #awesome, #fanulous, #yes, #true, #cute, #relationship, #food

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Girl: Dad i just had sex at school, you lied!

Dad: Lied about what?

Girl: You said my boyfriend would die if we had sex.

Dad: Oh, he will sweetheart, he will.

#sex

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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, breaking a condom is 18.

#sex

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Never let your fear decide your fate.

#never, #fear, #fate, #true, #omg, #yes, #food, #love, #allfoodsbeforedudes

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