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i just do what i want.

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i just do what i want.

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The creative adult is the child who survived.

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Life is an adventure, not a guided tour!

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The speed at which a woman says "nothing" when asked "whats wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm coming your way

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Long story short,

I love summaries.

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I wanna be the
gravity in your
universe •

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Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

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mondane lifestyle
id rather die

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I'm glad
I'm a man...
I would hate to remember everything.

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ive spent my money on fast cars and women the rest I just squandered

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

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pause take a breath and go for yours gonna make you sweat till ya bleed

if you rearrange the letters in

MOTHER IN LAW

you get

WOMAN HITLER

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Everyone is staring at me. It's like they've never seen a crying man stuck in a child's swing

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Love can be like amnesia. With the right person, you forget where you are, what you were saying, and, in extreme cases, you forget your own name.

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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the lake today.

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name
something thats
overated

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

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Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

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Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

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Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

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monkey trousers

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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we all
live in a yellow
submarine

love doesn't stop like this

love goes on, long after the person is gone

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hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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bunny boilers and free loaders need not apply.

women
bain of
my life

99problems
but a bitch aint 1

your as easy as a nuclear war

pay peanuts get monkey's

Alright stop calibrate and listen

the animals are winding me up

9/10people
dont know how lucky
they are

im probably
the most interesting person I know!

I see
stupid
people

When life gives you lemons Make lemonade

Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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ya bloody
drongo

morning
ya filthy animal

have you everdanced with devil in the pale moonlight

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

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life is
full of
peaks
and troffs

art washes away from the soul
the dust of daily life.

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Happiness starts with you.
Not with your relationship,
not with your job, not with your money,
but with you!

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burnout
or
fade away
you decide

! M E R D E !

shit always sounds better in french

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No matter what kind of instant noodles you buy, they all taste like poverty and loneliness.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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