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I accidentally messed up my life, how do I start a new account?

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I wish I had as much confidence as our cat does when he licks his ass in the middle of a room full of people.

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just saw a guy at starbucks.
no iphone, no tablet, no laptop.

he just sat there drinking coffee.

fucking psychopath.

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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Do not call me perfect,
a lie is never a compliment.
Call me an erratic
damaged and
insecure mess.
Then tell me that you
love me for it.

• Beau Taplin,
"You're a fucking wreck and I love you for it."

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Mi papá tiene 47 años.
= My dad is 47 years old.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos.
= My potato has
47 assholes.

I love Spanish!

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