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GUY RULES... #1

Never...EVER make eye contact while eating a banana!!!

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listen up, gentlemen.... when a woman starts off a conversation with, "ya know whats funny..."

There is a 99.99999993% chance there is absolutely nothing reMOTELY funny.

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Folgers got it wrong.... the best part of waking up... is going back to bed after you pee!!!

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That awkward moment when you cant sleep so you keep tossing and turning like a mentally challenged walrus

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my girlfriend left a note on the fridge..."Its not working... i cant take it... im at my moms"

i opened the door, the light came on, the beer was cold... i have no clue what shes talking about!!

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Was late for my first fight club last night, so i missed the rules and intro... but still, fight club was awesome, i love fight club, and i highly recommend fight club!!

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