shagmillitial's Posts

Do you have a moment for our lord and savior jesus christ?

#uninspiring

If you can't drug her, you can't trick her...

#uninspiring

Give up and drink!

#uninspiring

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#uninspiring

Curse human kind

#mantra

This place is fucked. All of you people are sick. I love it.

See you tomorrow.

Reposted from AyWeiWei

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I went out once, some wizzard hurled a long distence fireball at me!

I will never go out again...

That thing was bright!

#stepout, #sun, #mental, #life

Hey my name is Fido, Robert has not come home in 10 seconds...

I think he is DEAD!!!

#stepout, #pet, #Dog, #mental

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I am not a Nazi, I am a RASSIST!

#NAZI, #Rassist, #didyouknow, #Hittler, #politics, #opinion

Come on phone, let's
get out of here.

Reposted from Lieutenant

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stop making sense

Reposted from Beatgrrrl

The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Reposted from Bettydent

Dad: Today we'll talk about sex my son.

Son: Ok dad, what do you wanna know about that?

Reposted from emiledi77

The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Reposted from Bettydent

You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.

Reposted from newkid2013

i must have bad luck, becuse i keap falling for you

#badluck

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i tend to trip alot,

when ther is weed in the room

#badluck

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Did you know the war on drugs is on stereoids?

#didyouknow, #steroids, #Drugs

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Did you know the biggest masacre in history were performed by the people that colonized America?

#didyouknow, #Murica, #America, #colonize

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Did you know everyone outside of africa are immigrants?

#didyouknow

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Did you know Stalin killed more people than Hittler?

#didyouknow, #Stalin, #Hittler

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Did you know

Jesus was a Jew?

#didyouknow, #Jesus

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Did you know,

god dosen't give a fuck about anyone?

#didyouknow, #God

Did you know the German posts on boldematic is pissing people off?

#didyouknow, #boldematic

Did you know that there are not monsters that live in closets, but gay people?

#didyouknow

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Did you know that life on earth is overrated?

#didyouknow

Did you know Unicorn is a spiecies of Horse?

#didyouknow

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i need a therapist to justify my actions

#therapy

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Life is ass meaningless

ass American politics

#politics, #life, #meaningless

Therapist: do anyone in your family suffer from any mental conditions?

Me: no we all seem to enjoy it...

#therapy, #mental, #condition

reposted by Laigaard

i can't belive i let that FAT baby get a drop on me!

#cupid

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i could save 2016, but i spend my free time drinking tea...

sorry about that...

#save2016, #tea

i suport gay people for the sole purpose of eliminating oponents...

or not really

i also want to watch the new oponanents get together...

#gay, #opinion

Hitler was vegan jewish on his fathers sida and a art student.
(and yes it is the Adolf one)

#FunFacts, #nazi

god created humans,
one of the most fragile living things in his own image...it says so in the bible, but it also says he is the badest motherfucker ever lived!
cockroaches kan survive under the worst conditions this planet has to offer... including nuclear stikes
so god is a cockroach!

#cockroach

i never button my shirts!

#breaktherules

Yesterday i worked hard so today i am hardly working...

#working

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The presumed dead dicktator Adolf Hitler mysteriusly showed up at the white house to have tea with president Obama

#fakenews

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The free porn is not good enough!

#firstworldproblems

you look like...

your parents!!!

#insults

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you look like...

your parents!!!

#insults

the best way to learn a new launguage is not scool!!!

just watch their tv searies with english subbtitles for 3 years then you know it!!!

that is how i learnt jappanese...

#jappanese, #launguage, #scool, #life, #awsome

quote by a real man... (me)
"religion? fuck that shit if i am going to worship somting i worship my girl!"

#realmen, #love, #religion, @shagmillitial

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Try looking at all the bold themes and put them togeter to a story...

It fits perfectly!

Or is my imaginasion to incredible?

#meatballs, #bold, #story, #comedy

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even ikea's meatballs come's with...

umbrakos...

but i still don't understand the instructions!!!

#meatballs, #ikea

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everytime i get into relationship i regret i am like:

"wher is the EXit? becouse i am going to EXit this shit!"

#ex

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sometimes life feels like a bike ride strait to hell...

but during those times i just buy a BMX and ride up the mountain road's to the havens!

#ride, #snakerides

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sometimes i forget how to forget.

#forget, #sometimes, #life

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no i m not bored!

i m a plank!!!

ps:sorry fo bad gramma

#bored, #plank, #gramar, #funny

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life was good...

until i was 5...

when i was 5, i had to go to hell 5 times a week! fuck you mom!

#scool, #hell, #5

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life enjoy fucking you over...

NO SHIT!

#life, #fucking, #you, #over, #noshit

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The bible...

Is a werry good book of fiction!

#bible, #religion, #jeasus

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if you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

Reposted from avant-garde

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when life is hell

your friends, become guardian angels

Reposted from shagmillitial

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life... is hell!

that is why we escape to fiction book haven!!!

#book, #fiction, #, #life

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the most deangerus ongoing conspiracys is the cat AND the unicorn revelution of independence...

AWSOME!!!

#unicorn, #cat, #revelution

To golf or not to golf?

What a silly question!

#golf, @shagmillitial, #silly, #quaestion, #question

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Life is shit...

when you Act like shit!

#life, #shit

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when life is hell

your friends, become guardian angels

#life, #is, #hard, #friends, #love, #happy, #hell, #angeles, #haven, #devil

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

Reposted from anonymous

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