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I need to get in shape because if I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.

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Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?

- Holly, Red Dwarf

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"Fuck it" tends to be the last thought I have before making a decision.

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1996: Stop playing pokemon and go outside.

2016:Stop playing pokemon and come inside.

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All I wanna do is
make love to you.

Oh, and catch
Pokémon.

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Do Pokémon poop in the woods?

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Hast Du Zaziki im Essen, kannst Du flirten vergessen.

Satz des Pitagyros

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There's a Pokemon hiding in your moms dildo drawer.

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I need you to love me a little louder today.

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Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.

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Dear brain,
stop it...

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None of this is real, right?

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Sanity and I never got along.

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being

balanced

I almost miss that

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sobald ich ein piratenschiff mit wlan finde, bin ich ja so was von weg hier!

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Dear brain,
stop it...

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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

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there is someone in my head but it's not me.

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I'm fascinated
and I'm intoxicated
by each piece of you •

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ONE
SIZE
FITS
NO
ONE

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YOU HURT MY BRAIN

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there is someone in my head but it's not me.

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I don't have a bad handwriting,

I just have my own font

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Everyone makes me happy, some people when they come, others when they go

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if tetris has taught me anything,
it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear

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