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I need to get in shape because if I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.

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Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?

- Holly, Red Dwarf

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"Fuck it" tends to be the last thought I have before making a decision.

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1996: Stop playing pokemon and go outside.

2016:Stop playing pokemon and come inside.

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All I wanna do is
make love to you.

Oh, and catch
Pokémon.

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Do Pokémon poop in the woods?

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