samanthachels's Posts

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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