robbhecht's Posts

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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#royal

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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until 0% battery do us part

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Right now, somebody is hard at work in a factory, shoving chocolate eggs up a bunny's ass, for you.

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i sock at spelling

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Remember to call your mom sometimes.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on it.

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That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

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it's not you...

it's me.

but it's mostly you.

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sometimes I whish I could think about nothing but the clapping monkey!

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The future is in your own hands and not in a crystalball

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As I gaze out of my window as I have so many times before, sipping my morning coffee, I feel so at peace knowing that I got the last of the creamer.

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PISSING
EVERYWHERE ISN'T
VERY
CHANEL

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Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee.

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Last week I stopped a comet in collision course with Earth... You're Welcome.

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I ask myself the same question every morning:

Why did the aliens abandon me here?

Of all the places.

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What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

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Hey Santa, you know who else liked to judge people?
That dude Hitler.

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Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

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$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Shh, they're watching us...

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I want to be a librarian
when I grow up because I'll get paid to
tell people to shut up.

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I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water.
And now I can see noises.

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I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water.
And now I can see noises.

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