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robbhecht

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on it.

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I ask myself the same question every morning:

Why did the aliens abandon me here?

Of all the places.

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I want to be a librarian
when I grow up because I'll get paid to
tell people to shut up.

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Shh, they're watching us...

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

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until 0% battery do us part

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