PGivane's Posts

Husband: why are there broken condoms on our couch?

Wife: would you please call our children by their real names.

#TheParentalLife, #TiredHusband, #

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If the words you spoke appeared on your skin, would you still be beautiful ?

#Therapy

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Oh you're dating my ex ? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich .... want those leftovers too ?

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He said let me hear the beating of your heart. It was then I realised , perhaps I do not have one.

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What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of what its supposed to be like.

#Therapy

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Be a encourager. The world has plenty of critics already.

#Therapy

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Edit your life frequently and ruthlessly... Its your masterpiece after all.

#Therapy

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SARCASM

Cause beating the shit out of people is illegal .

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When your girl says "Pass the salt Daddy", then you and her dad both reach ..

#Misconceptions

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A Day May Come When I Start My Assignments ....

But It Is Not This Day .

#Queen, #Of, #, #Procrastination

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Always make your girl feel Sexy, Loved and Respected. Always.

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#Therapy

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Take my breath away so i can live in peace.

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Your heart beats fiercely, mine just ticks. I have no gifts to offer such a wonder.

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I'm not an alcoholic.
i only drink two times a year:
on my birthday and when it's not my birthday.

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I need to walk away . Before you break my heart even more. Before there's nothing left to break.

#ToughDecisions, #SelfWorth

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If we all sing the same note in a choir, then we'll never have harmony

#BeProud, #BeDifferent

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# DrUnK TeXtInG ...

'' I don't regret sending that drunk text last night '' ....
Said. No. One. Ever.

#DrunkTexting, #, #NeverHeardThatBefore

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# DrUnK tExTiNg...

Wouldn't it be great if autocorrect could change ' I Love You, please come back ' into
' Fuck you, you piece of shit'
when you're drunk texting your cheating ex ..

#, #drunktexting, #wishitwasreal

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If I told you to name all the beautiful things in the world, how long would it take for you to name yourself ...?

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Replace my heart with a liver so I can drink more and care less.

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Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to Hell in such a way, that they look forward to the trip.

- Winston Churchill

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You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Thats Science .

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Open Your Mouth Only If What You Are Going To Say Is More Beautiful Than Silence

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Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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The Problem With Love is: You Can Love Who You Want...
But So Can They.

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Its Bad Manners To Say "I LOVE YOU " With A Mouth Full Of Lies.

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Everything In Life Is Speaking In Spite Of Its Apparent Silence.

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The Most Eloquent Silence Is That Of Two Mouths Meeting In A Kiss

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Lets Be Nothing, I Heard It Lasts Forever..

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE HIM? IT'S BECAUSE WHEN HE GOT ME, I WAS PERFECTLY UNUSED. I WAS FEARLESS, AND I WAS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC. WHEN YOU GOT ME I WAS BRUISED AND BATTERED. I WAS AFRAID OF THE WORLD AND CYNICAL ABOUT LOVE, AND YET .... YOU DIDN'T LEAVE .

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Its Funny How We All Sleep Differently. I Sleep On My Side, My Roommate Sleeps On His Back. My Ex Sleeps With Everybody. That Sort Of Thing.

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You Said You Liked Storms,
So I Let You In.

Turns Out You Can Only Handle,
A Little Rain,

And I am A Hurricane..

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Loneliness Is Dangerous. Its Addicting. Once You See How Peaceful It Is, You Don't Want To Deal With People.

HEDONIST POET.

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When Life Is Stressful Do Something To Lift Your Spirits...
Go For A Drive, Go Two Or Three Thousand Miles Away. Maybe Change Your Name.

When Someone Is Murdered, The Police Investigates The Spouse First.
And That Tells You Everything You Need To Know About Marriage...

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Communication Is Key In A Relationship. Like My Grandma Used To Say: " If You Can Put His Dick In Your Mouth, You Can Talk To Him About What Bothers You".

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She Ignores All The Other Guys Who Want Her.
She Is Too Busy Noticing The One She Wants..

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Someone Asked Me To Describe Home And I Almost Said Your Name But I Stayed Quiet Instead, People Expect You To Say A Damn Place But I Felt More Home In Your Arms Than I Ever In My Own House

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I Fell For You.
I Ache For You.
I Want You.
Only YOU.

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Let Me Be
Your 6pm Dinner Date,
Your All Night Cuddles,
Your 2am Giggles,
Your 3am Sleepy Kisses,
Your 4am Pillow As You Sleep,
Your Forever and Always

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There's A Fine Line Between A Denominator and Numerator

I Drink Because You're Boring ...

#DrunkTexting

I Will Love You, Not Starting With Your Skins Or Your Organs Or Yours Bones:
I will Love Madly First Your Naked Soul

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Before Becoming A Muslim, A Sikh , A Hindu Or A Christian, Lets Become Human First ...

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I Wear All Black To Remind You Not To Mess With Me, Because I'm Already Dressed For Your Funeral

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Coffee keeps me busy till its time to be drunk

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She is clothed with STRENGTH & DIGNITY;
She can LAUGH at the days to come....

PROVERBS 31:25

#gotfaith

DOING IT ALL
NIGHT .... ALL SUMMER

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