PabloMojito's Posts

sometimes you have to take a backward step to go forwards!

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My husband left me, so to get over it, I will arrange to have sex with the 18 year old school friend of the 16 year old son (of my best friend) everyone suspected me of fooling around with...good plan!

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"Hang on whilst I spend the next 8 hours on Frontierville. "

Said no one sane, ever!

It's most definitely...

Mojito'clock!

Gym
Push
Maximuscle

Is in the AppStore
now!

your best revenge
is your own success

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Relationships are like glass - it's sometimes better to leave them broken rather than risk hurting yourself trying to put them back together!

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Dance like the photo’s not being tagged.
Love like you’ve never been unfriended.
Sing like nobody’s following.
Share like you care...

and do it all like it won’t end up on YouTube!

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Oh I'm sorry!

Is having a real-life man who has sex with you getting in the way of your Facebook gaming?

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Think positively insomniacs, only 3 more sleeps until
Christmas!

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Getting a job from a client that they have already spent $1,000 on with a crap designer, but being expected to put it right for just $200!

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Fail ure is not an option...

bold likes this

Roses
are blue,
Violets
are red,
fail!

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A
whiter shade
of fail.

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"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."

ALBERT
EINSTEIN

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reposted by jacob.lingman

"Being late home could have caused a catastophic missing of that show circled in red pen in the TV listing."

"Ghost"
by Gaoler's Daughter

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BOLD!
Always believe in your soul

As bold
as ice,
willing to sacrifice my love.

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BOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLDBOLD

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

make mojitos not war

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