ozziesmith's Posts

I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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The synonym for reality is offline.

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dear diet Coke,

i feel like your overreacting.

sincerely,
mentos

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operator: 911, please hold

me: stop murdering me, we're on hold

murderer: okay

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