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When you are writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

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Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today can burn your ass tomorrow.

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Chuck Norris has a grizzli bear carpet in his room.

The bear is not dead, he's just afraid to move.

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$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

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By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

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If a guy just likes you for your legs, thighs, and breasts, send him to KFC.

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