Naenni's Posts

renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

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for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

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STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Eine Gesellschaft, in der Lachfältchen mit Nervengift weggespritzt werden, sollte vielleicht mal ihre Werte überdenken.

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am i sad cause i'm confused, or am i confused because i'm sad?

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At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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"people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day"

People that don't know me think I'm shy, people that do know me wish I were.
(cit.)

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We'll always be friends, you know too much.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

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relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

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Den verschwommenen Rand um das Smartphone nennt man übrigens Leben.

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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#truth

Why
it
doesn't
exist
the
FUCK YOU
symbol
in
the
Emoji?

#fuckyou, #emoji, #symbol

MAKE SURE TO USE PROTECTION

factor 50

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"When I was young, it was much better!"

Thank you mum, it's very reassurin...

#yourmomsaid

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