morsan87's Posts

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

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saying that you shouldn't be sad because others have it worse

is like saying you shouldn't be happy because others have it better

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The
sound
of children laughing makes me happy..
unless I'm home alone and the power goes out •

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I hate when people see me at the super market and they are like: "hey, what are you doing here?" and I'm just like: "oh, you know, hunting elephants."

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