Missdodgers's Posts

I need A horizontal
life pause.

twinkle twinkle little star
point me to the nearest bar.

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It's a damn good thing we don't have electric toilets
when your power goes out

If Beyonce can be cheated on...

we're all screwed

I don't need much but many Beers...
ok wine and coffee won't hurt either.

Don't need much but many Beers.

Remember,
It doesn't matter who experienced it first!
The fact that you got to experience it, is what matters.

Not everyone will be happy for you, but don't let that stop you from enjoying every minute of it.

Hey...

What ever happened to Missy Elliott?

Selfies

Limit: One per week

Please!

Girls are for Life, Boys until they get a wife.

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There is no Fear
like the Fear of running from lightning.

Note to self:

Never go to the Market on the 1st of the Month.
Especially when it lands on
a Friday.

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Zay, Zay when are you coming to Play Pay?

Yo soy derecha como la Flecha

Pero

Calladita me veo más bonita

You need a plunger to your butt...

because you're full of Shit.

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Ahora resulta que son como Los Jarritos de Tonala...

Bien Sentiditos

There is always a Truth to
a Just Kidding

She broke the Seal!

F.Y.I

It is
physically possible to poke yourself with sunflower seed shells.

El Domingo
gana México!
El Domingo
gana México!
El Domingo
gana México!

Women Don't need to Punch Harder, they just need to Punch Lower.

Mexico Ya Se
Armo!
Mexico Ya Se Armo!
Mexico Ya Se Armo!

Mexico

Sí se puede!
Sí se puede!
Sí se puede!

Mañana
Gana Mexico!
Mañana
Gana Mexico!
Mañana Gana Mexico!

Go Find A Straw,
Cause You Suck!

Well The "H" in Hockey definitely stands for
Hitting.

Be careful whoes toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.

Separating beans always brings out the Beaner
in me.

Don't Hate What You Don't Understand.

Please!
-ginelle

I hate it when
I'm singing a song and the Artist gets the words wrong.

It's Derby Day!!!

Lets go
California Chrome!!!

Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.

The thing about beards;d of grow on you.

I almost
got decapitated
by a Volleyball

Plots are never public

Don't be a fool
On April
fools.

There is
no fun
like running in the rain

Boots and Pants and
Boots and Pants
and
Boots and Pants
and
Boots and Pants

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It never fails,
when you need people to answer their phone,they never answer.

Fast from bitterness and
Feast on forgiveness

Make your
own
Luck

Don't forget to spring forward!

Tipsy Tuesday?

Forget that It's
Fat Tuesday !

Rain or Shine
It's
Workout
time.

I'm up all night to get lucky...

Soft Kitty
Warm Kitty
Little Ball Of Fur...
Happy Kitty
Sleepy Kitty
Purr, Purr, Purr

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Penalty
shots!!!
USA vs Russia

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.

Unknown

Reposted from swatchUSA

If we do not feel grateful for what we already have, what makes us think we'd be happy with more?

Reposted from swatchUSA

What other people think of you is no where near as important as what you think about yourself.

Reposted from IO_N_O

beautiful things don't ask for attention

Reposted from Broccolum

"There are just some things that money can't buy, like Manners, Morals, and intelligence."

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If it's not
Bad Breath or
Good Breath
Then what is it...Breath?

Felony:
It's only an issue when your looking for a place to Rent.

EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF FEAR!

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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Creativity
never
Goes Out
of
Style

It's not about who is real to your face,
It's about who stays real behind your back.

The way we laugh...

LOL= laugh out loud

LMAO=laugh my ass off

The way Jano Laughs...

MLP=Miandome Los Pantalones

You say I will never change but I need to change.

I say you be the change you wish to see in others.

I want to stick my head in the snow to make my Hangover go away.

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When my phone battery is at 2% it's
Bedtime.

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The true mark of maturity is when someone hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead if trying to hurt them back.

Reposted from makalapua

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If you can't bite, dont show your teeth

Reposted from makalapua

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The awkward moment when your at
The husbands Christmas party and Idaho women are talking about
How California women are Bitches...
Ginelle, where are you from?
East LA, C

The older you get, the more you realize, some people should be around your entire life and others should just make an appearance.

Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today can burn your ass tomorrow.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

Drink Russian
Drive German
Wear Italian
Think Asian
Kiss French
Eat Mexican

The Group of Death

Germany
Portugal
United States
Ghana

Brazil 2014

The Mexican
Laugh

Jajajajajaja

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Fruits
of the spirit
over "religious nuts"

"Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hands"

"you have been the nicest chick that has came in to Subway today "

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Married Women:
Ever wonder what you smell like in the morning, When you go to bed with a Gassy Husband?

Please don't wear
Skinny Jeans, if you don't have
Skinny Genes

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It has been medically proven that laughter is an effective pain killer.

Never get into fights with ugly people, They have nothing to Lose.

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I am
in Desperate need of Menudo!

NEVER PUSH
A LOYAL PERSON
TO THE POINT
WHERE THEY
NO LONGER
GIVE A FUCK!

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Go to bed with ichy butt

Wake up with smelly finger

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out of sight

out of mind

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When
you do
what you did
you get
what you
got!

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I only say five words: I am not stupid.

Reposted from Dav

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