mikey0796's Posts

If water was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never get up.

But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck, so pass my the bottle and shut the fuck up.

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You smile, I smile.

You laugh, I laugh.

You cry, I cry.

You jump off a cliff, I'm gonna miss you.

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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Reposted from anonymous

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In alcoho's defence, I've done some pretty stupid things sober too

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If at first you don't succeed...
Give up an eat chocolate cause that's probably better anyway

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