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That moment when you tell the person that you and your friends hate and you tell them to stop fucking following you and they answer with: In school everybody gets to play! OMFG WE'RE IN FUCKING 8:TH GRADE!!! NOT FUCKING KINDERGARTEN!!

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You know what rhymes with Thursday?

Vodka.

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Sometimes, you just have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

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*at church

"I came for the blood."

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I refuse to go bungee jumping. ..I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't leaving because of one

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My first job was Babysitting. It prepared me for every job I had.

When bosses were cranky, I gave them food or something to drink. When they were sad, I patted them on the back & said everything was going to be better.

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