maxkeller05's Posts

Alles Gute und Gesundheit und... blablabla...Blödsinn. Ich wünsche Dir enorm viel Sex, unvergessliche Orgasmen, nur noch die Hälfte an Arbeit, dreifaches Einkommen, 1000 verrückte Partys und einen 6er im Lotto, lass es krachen!
Happy New Year !!!

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ich saufe nicht. ich stürze schnäpse ins unglück.

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Scheiss party, sobald ich meine Hose gefunden hab geh ich nach Hause.

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Was soll das heissen, das schönste ist die Zigarette danach ?

Was für Sex habt Ihr denn, dass Ihr danach noch eine Zigarette halten könnt ?

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Mama Mama in der Schule lachen mich alle aus weil ich noch nie Sex hatte

Kopf hoch. Dann gib ihnen doch einfach schlechte Noten

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Sign Seen:

"We have beer as cold as your ex's heart".

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Sign Seen:

"We have beer as cold as your ex's heart".

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WALK THROUGH LIFE LIKE A FUCKIN' CHAMPION.

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du schläfst bestimmt immer auf luftpolsterfolie, weil du sonst nichts zu knallen hast :)

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GO FUCK YOURSELF

...and let me watch.

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Mit Oralsex geweckt zu werden ist toll, es sei denn, man ist im Zug mit offenem Mund eingeschlafen!

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That awkward moment when you forget to turn your sexyness off and wake up covered in bitches.

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I don't care if you think you have a swag. Just pull up your pants and walk faster

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heute nacht setze ich mich summend neben eine mücke damit das miststück nicht einschlafen kann

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Jeder muss an was glauben..

ICH glaub, ich trink noch einen!

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ich habe gestern beschlossen, am wochenende ganz viele kalorien zu verbrennen -

aus diesem grund habe ich heute nachmittag ein dickes kind angezündet

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Blöd wenn man gefühlskalt ist, und es nicht zeigen kann

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te:
[ ] amo.
[x] quila.

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fuck the rest,
be the best.

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i need a beer, or ten.

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Baby don't be so hard. On me.

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too many rappers, not enough poets.

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heute betrinke ich mich mit tee, bis ich
2,5 kamille hab!

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neuer sommertrend:
regenjacke.

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ich trink mir heut das wetter schön!

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neue liebe beginnt da, wo die alte aufhört weh zu tun.

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neue liebe beginnt da, wo die alte aufhört weh zu tun.

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why do these days not last forever?

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I followed my heart and ended up at the liquor store.

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that awkward moment when:
you realize that LOVE comes from the BRAIN and an ERECTION comes from your HEART.

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red wine
tonight

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Yes, I'm single. And you'll have to be f*cking amazing to change that.

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I AM FUCKING HUNGRY.

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“You’ve pretty much had sex with me on the dance floor.”

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you all laugh because i'm different.

i laugh because you are all the same.

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“You’ve pretty much had sex with me on the dance floor.”

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red wine
tonight

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I AM FUCKING HUNGRY.

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What hurts you today, makes you stronger tomorrow.

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I'm the guy that's always staring at his iPhone.

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Friends don't let friends look stupid alone.

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Yes, I'm single. And you'll have to be f*cking amazing to change that.

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Oh, what to do with life?

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think less
live more

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I am at the same time the bitchiest person I know and the least bitchy.

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I followed my heart and ended up at the liquor store.

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Peace out bitches,
I'm out!

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My iPhone is soo pretty

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There are five things we need in life:

• Good Friends
• Good Job
• Good Food
• Good Sleep
• Good _uck

Whatever you're thinking is right.

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Life is
not about looking for
a true friend..
it's about being one •

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that awkward moment when:
you realize that LOVE comes from the BRAIN and an ERECTION comes from your HEART.

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Gotta stay positive.

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You can Photo
Shop an ugly face but not an ugly personality!

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