makaycarrier's Posts

I cut my pizza into 4 slices because I dont think I could eat 8

#pizza

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My parents only had sex twice, once to make me and once to make my sister, and they didn't like it.
That's what I choose to believe

#sex, #parents

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I'm not scared of dying, I'm scared of not doing anything while I'm here

#death, #life

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Pumpkin carving is the men changing practice for little girls
first you steal their brains, then you carve and shape them into what they want, then leave them on the back porch to rot

#pumpkin

"all men are the same"

Who told you to try them all!?!

#women

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Give us food network, or give us porn!!

#college, #life

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